is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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