Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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