so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come share oat with me in your robe
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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