is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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