chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
MIDGETS
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
