Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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