How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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