So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
