And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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