respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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