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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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