its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i now understand why vodka
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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