If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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