called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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