He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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