Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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