I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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