found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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