A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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