i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
We named our party play list daddy issues
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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