How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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