You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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