Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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