is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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