I hate your face
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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