We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
