I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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