the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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