at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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