Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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