so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
