In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Found the puke drawer
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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