You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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