i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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