: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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