Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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