all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Come see our sink grown plant.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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