Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
youre lurking in front of me
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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