Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
