She's JV to your varsity
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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