operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
