Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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