Yo dont text me then not text me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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