So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
never play flip cup with pint glasses
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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