Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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