big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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