ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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