Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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