do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
vagina is talking i cant
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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