i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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