Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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