Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
bring money and cleavage
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
How external is "for external use only"?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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