i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
