My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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