you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
