Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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