so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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