Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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