Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
