normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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