she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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